The Love Boat Enterprise

 

I get some of my silliest ideas when I'm at work. I came up with the idea for this parody while trying to plan out a costume for Comic Con./Fan Expo. I thought it would be funny to combine the Love Boat with the Enterprise. The character I created would be a Star Trek version of Julie, the director of Entertainment on The Love Boat. She keeps the holodeck from double bookings and other entertainment related blunders. Enjoy!

 

Paramount and Gene Roddenberry own Star Trek. I only play in the playground Gene created. 

Hi! My name is Kathy. I'll be your cruise director responsible for all your epic entertainment needs for the duration of your stay aboard the USS Enterprise. Now let me tell you a little about the many magnificent, and memory making moments you might experience on our luxurious galaxy class starship.

Why not start your day with a frolicking fun-filled holodeck adventure? Barclay will be your guide for your holodeck hijinks! I hope you packed your spandex because next in line for your entertainment is a sensuous stretching session with Troi and Crusher! It's a toe curling way to limber up before a challenging but heart healthy Aikido class with Yar. She'll show you all the ups and downs of this marvelous martial art. And why not end your work out with a zen like cool down with Worf's MoQbar session? It's an exhilarating and invigorating experience!

After a morning of physical fun, it's time to eat! Our replicators will materialize an assortment of tasty and tempting treats! Whether you have a hankering for Picards favorite Tea, Earl Grey, Hot or delicious Klingon delicacies such as gagh or a heaping plate of pipius claw. Dig in! And no need to worry about those dirty dishes. We'll dematerialize those suckers in the wink of an eye!

Enjoy your meal to the soothing sounds of Data's string quartet. A late day walk in our Arboretum will please the nature loving passengers. And when night falls, it's time to dig out your dancing shoes and head down to Ten Forward where Guinan will pour you the best green drink you'll ever taste. And for the final pièce de résistance boogie down to the hot hip jazzy tones of Riker's Trombone Trio.

An adventure awaits you aboard The Enterprise!!!

(The Enterprise – sung to the tune of the Love Boat theme)

Space, the final frontier
These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise!
Space, the final frontier.
To boldly go where no one has gone before.

The Enterprise soon it will be continuing its mission
The Enterprise promises a voyage for everyone
Helm, set a course for adventure,
To explore strange new worlds.

Space the final frontier
It's a Betazoid smile on a friendly planet.
Yes SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! It's SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! (hey-ah!)

The Enterprise soon will seek out new life
The Enterprise seeking new civilizations, too!
Set a course for adventure,
Your mind on a new voyage.

Space the final frontier
To boldly go where no one has gone before.
It's SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! It's SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE! It's
SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
It's the Enterprise-ah! It's the Enterprise-ah!